|Me:||Alanna's a redhead!|
|Adam:||It's just...I saw her, I thought her hair was black.|
|Adam:||I don't really see the women you're attracted to anymore. They're all just one unit of your self-destruction. I see one girl, repeating forever.|
|Adam:||Every time I think "oh he's not gonna fuck this one up...UNTIL HE DOES!"|
|Adam:||Anyway, she's really pretty.|
|We're all lucky Vaccerelli has Adam in his life.|
|Me:||You should follow the Monster on Tumblr.|
|Kara:||I will not.|
|Kara:||He WORRIES me.|
CEO: Hullo, then. You’re Daniel right? I’ve heard good things.
Me: Ah’ve heard good things too, guv, by crikey!
CEO: What was that?
Me: Oh it’s a real soapy tit on soggy toast, wha’.
CEO: Are you…
Me: You’re from the north, right?
Me: Just checking.
Starting to take bets on how long it takes Daniel to get fired.
I got blackout drunk last night and let me tell you the second half of my night must have been fucking fascinating because I got a phone call asking if “I still wanted that free tattoo of a triangle”.
My love for Daniel is really mingled with fear.